random dudes on message boards

Post by **Jonathan** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:16 pm

Man, I remember 8th grade science, my best friend and myself (his name was Calvin nonetheless) used to ask random stuff like that. . . the teacher just started putting us in the back closet because he 'just couldn't deal with our shit, AND his cheating whore of a wife any longer'

He got canned when he got caught doing a freshman girl in the same closet.

I went to a secondary school. . . 7th-12th. . . she was in 9th, and looked at LEAST 18, if not older.

The clevage will get you every time.

I'm pretty sure that there exist guys who make shit like this up and post it on the internet for fun. There's a certain structure to it.

"Man, something crazy happened once. Let me describe it as being quite crazy but not ridiculously crazy, but finish with an absolutely crazy bon mot at the end. Then, if I like, I'll tack on something that'll make your jaw drop because it is so crazy in order to draw attention to myself. The extra attention will give me an excuse to keep posting crazy shit on the net."

VLSmooth · Post by **VLSmooth** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:21 pm

Heh, not to be offensive, but what's new? IMHO, these are actually precursors to trolling, the primary attention whore technique.

Post by **Jonathan** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:44 pm

Hmm. I have two purposes. One, to assert that the number of dudes engaged in this behavior is relatively large. Two, by writing out what many already know and feel, those thoughts are validated. Many people find value in that; you can say, "Ah ha! I'm right, the internet is full of asshats."

Plus I like the ring of "AND his cheating whore of a wife..." So there. Thibbity thibbity.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:44 am

this thread makes no sense. Today I ate pasta and chicken. it is a 1st for me.

Peijen · Post by **Peijen** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 4:03 pm

thanks dave.

that reminds me i knew a guy named dave when i was like 5, we use to go around and kill small animal and stuff, but one time he got hit by a truck and die. the trucker was getting sucked off by a 9 yr old boy and they put him away for a long time

VLSmooth · Post by **VLSmooth** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 7:53 pm

Hehe, I have a feeling Something Awful may have affected Peijen...

Peijen · Post by **Peijen** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:06 pm

what? never!!!

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:08 pm

THAT WAS ME YOU F*G!

Peijen · Post by **Peijen** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:19 pm

you were the nine year old?

Post by **Jonathan** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:21 pm

i like to think dave was in a quantum superposition of being the 5 yr old, the 9 yr old, and trucker simultaneously. so he actually accidently killed himself while being distracted by sucking himself off.

Post by **Jonathan** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:21 pm

and then, i guess, he went to jail.

Peijen · Post by **Peijen** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:35 pm

what the hell? you are not making any sense!!

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:40 pm

no. i was the small animal you were killing you big gay pandas!