I am t3h WINNAR!

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:53 pm

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi? ... f=Dave&a=S

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:55 pm

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:55 pm

and clearly

PEIJIN IS SUPERIOR x3!!!

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi? ... peijin&a=S
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi? ... peijin&a=I
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi? ... peijin&a=A

its still not too late to change your name!!!

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:57 pm

Muahaha!

Alan Hsu is a Giant Dragon that breathes Ice Vapour, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick and Heavy Metal Armour.

David Lung is a Tiny Bee that can Leap Great Distances, and is in League with Dark Forces, Very Slow and Covered with a Thick Slime.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:59 pm

LIES!

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi? ... =dlung&a=S

ha!

dlung is a Giant Blob that is Covered in Spines, was brought back from a Distant Volcanic Island, controls Human Thought, and has Prehensile Eyes.

ajh is a Giant Moth that is Sensitive to Noise, and eats Rocks and Metal.

how I control thought with 1 intelligence is beyond me

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:00 pm

But Peijen is clearly superior...

Peijen Lin is a Giant Robot that leaves a Trail of Goo, is in League with Dark Forces, projects a Purple Forcefield, and Screeches when Angry.

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:01 pm

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi? ... en+Lin&a=S

Peijen Lin is better though

Peijin Lin is a Giant Bee that Tunnels Underground, has Prehensile Eyes, and spits Ice.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:02 pm

Heh, Jonathan's a (ass?) pirate monkey.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?att=jonathan&def=

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:02 pm

Nothing can stand against Peijen, not even a god!

Jason Pinto is a Collosal Moth that is Worshipped as a God, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, is in League with Dark Forces and Easily Confused, Freezes Solid when Cold, and eats Nuclear Waste.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:03 pm

noooooooooooo but spacegin is better overall! wahhhh

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi? ... en+lin&a=A

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:03 pm

The admin falls to the wrath of Peijen Lin...

Jonathan Pearce is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that Stomps Around a Lot, can Generate Electricity, was Summoned from The Deep, and has Webbed Feet and a single Horn on its Forehead.

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:05 pm

Martin is crushed by the might of Peijen

Martin Hock is a Giant Bee that can turn Invisible, Screeches when Angry, and has Prehensile Eyes, a Single Giant Eye and a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:06 pm

clearly u need to get a mac alan

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi? ... ef=Mac&a=S

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:06 pm

Peijen smashes Bob to a bloody pulp

Robert Rost is a Giant Moth that controls the Weather, emits Clouds of Inky Smoke, and has a Massively Swollen Skull.

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:07 pm

Likewise, Paul

Hsu-Feng Ko is a Giant Bee that breathes Fire, enjoys Climbing Buildings, and has a Toughened Steel Skeleton, Tough Leathery Skin and a Computer for a Brain.

But Paul has a computer for a brain.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:07 pm

Wow, jpearce has a wussy description

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi? ... f=plin&a=S
jpearce is a Giant Ant that cowers from Radiation, Freezes Solid when Cold, has Huge, Sharp Claws and a mean Left Hook, and spits Ice.

plin is a Giant Dragon that can Leap Great Distances, is Wreathed with Flames, and has a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze.

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:07 pm

Vinny didn't stand a chance

Vincent Leeshue is a Tiny Moth that lives Underwater, is Worshipped as a God, emits Ultrasonic Screams, and has a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:09 pm

ha!!! chumps > wanker cadets so THERE!!!

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi? ... +Cadet&a=S

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:12 pm

Just for the record, my full name crushes peijen's when he's attacking that is.

Post by **Jonathan** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:14 pm

In the future, all disagreements will be settled through a combination of thesurrealist and BreaKey.