I Got What America Needs Right Here

[Jonathan]

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion ... eeds_right

I think this is the best thing I've ever seen on The Onion. Brings a tear to my eye.

[Jonathan]

I was telling you morons to turn off your lights and unplug all your shit at night to conserve energy in 19-fuckin'-75, for chrissake.

Bumping for great justice!

[Jonathan]

Actual Jimmy Carter sounds a lot like The Onion Jimmy Carter in this letter to the editors of Foreign Policy magazine regarding a cover story they published comparing Obama to Carter, implying criticism of Obama by association. I think the subtext of Actual Jimmy Carter's letter is if Obama does all his shit right maybe, just maybe, he might be fortunate enough to be compared to Jimmy Fuckin' Carter.

tl;dr this shit is awesome