Mohtalim MOTD 2007

Post by **Jonathan** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:55 pm

There are enough hot chicks on Mohtalim.

VLSmooth · Post by **VLSmooth** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:10 am

Would if be bad if someone cried fowl right about now?

/ducks

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:30 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Clearly white people got game.

I had to include this one since it's partly about me.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:34 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Babies would be less likely to rise up in violent protest against us.

This is true... I think the problem in general is that these days protests tend to be against violence, which make the protesters inherently non-violent peaceniks. What we need is a good old-fashioned revolutionary war. I think we have to blame Gandhi for this change to non-violence.

</sarcasm>

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:12 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:The only chocolate bar that marries the sweet taste of caramel to the rich taste of Inuit-style walrus blubber!

This just sounds disgusting.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:13 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Vote for your favorite Hispanic and win a vacation

I think Peijen should vote for Pedro! Then he can go to Pedro-land! (or whatever the heck the name of that place was that they drove right on by)

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:16 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:men in vests

Are vests even in this year?

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:02 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:only pretending

isn't everyone?

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:07 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:CAN I HAVE YOUR RL STUFF?

No!

I was going to include the head stomping quote, but forgot...

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:36 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Let's go to Colonel Kraut's Bratwurst Bunker!

I just went to a German restaurant last Friday that was pretty good. Is this one better? What was a little weird about the one I went to is that they also had polish sausage too. I like Kielbasa, but I just wasn't expecting to see it in a German restaurant.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:26 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Or save $10-20 and buy the PC version!!!!

So, if the web version of Mohtalim is free, does this mean you're gonna mail me $10-20 to get the PC version?! Does it run on Windows?

Post by **Jonathan** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:02 am

I can do things, I just can't think about things.

Overheard for the epic win. Emphasis is on the "do."

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:44 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:If there was a singular Dickens who had to pee, I would be so like him right now.

Is the price of new decor at Intel a reduction on bathroom breaks or something?

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:24 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:1492: Columbus popularizes America!

I thought it was Martin Waldseemüller in 1507 naming it after Amerigo Vespucci.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:35 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:We will return it to you in the form of poo!

This reminds me of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs-zpl0PAHw wrote:this...

Probably NSFW even though it did make it to network tv.

Post by **Jonathan** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:54 pm

quantus wrote:
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:1492: Columbus popularizes America!
I thought it was Martin Waldseemüller in 1507 naming it after Amerigo Vespucci.

The continent, not the name.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:35 pm

Yes, yes, I know. I stretched the interpretation on purpose.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:35 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Do sharks jump?

I dunno, but according to xkcd,

xkcd wrote:40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks. It's their only standing security issue.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:27 pm

You should make a shoutbox addition to Mohtalim and allow guests to post so we can get links to viagra.

Post by **Jonathan** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:50 am

Almost time to retire this thread!

Think of the Non-Player Families, Non-Player Dogs and Non-Player Dependents!

http://www.eve-online.com/background/potw/14-07-05.asp - inspired by this! Won't someone think of the NPCs?