FIGHT! Round 2

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Who would win in a fight, Optimus Prime or Voltron?

Poll ended at Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:30 am

Optimus Prime
2
29%
Voltron
2
29%
Chuck Norris
3
43%
 
Total votes: 7

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FIGHT! Round 2

Post by Jonathan »

You must choose with your heart.

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Post by Jonathan »

This is a lot closer than I expected. I thought Optimus Prime in a runaway, but nope.

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Post by George »

Optimus Prime is significantly cooler and from an overall better series. However, Voltron is much larger and has a lot of instant-kill weapons (though they often don't remember to use them for several minutes). Prime has never cut anyone in half, whereas Voltron does it once an episode.

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Post by Dave »

But can either of those two behead a kangaroo with one kick?

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Post by Jonathan »

His feet... they're brown.

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Post by Vyrosama »

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups...he pushes the earth down!!!! :lol:

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Post by Dave »

If you're bored:

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity....... twice.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
If Chuck norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

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