Mohtalim MOTD 2006

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:31 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:If my chest gets any hairier, I'm going to get a bonus to my armor class.

I'll bet Bob already has this bonus.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:31 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:a sort of Voltron that is made of duct tape

Ummm, you can make anything out of duct tape, so how do you know it's Voltron and not some Power Ranger thingy?

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:43 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:sometimes seeing the old code makes me a sad panda

Me too... me too.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:34 am

Dave by way of the Mohtalim MOTD wrote:holding out for a that dream championship manageress

Heh, if Alan ever gets married, his best man is gonna have to work this into his speech somehow.

Peijen · Post by **Peijen** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:23 pm

I'd like to differentiate her equation

That's pretty bad diff.eq. line.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:45 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Bah. Being blown up builds character.

I must have had a lot of character after sophmore year...

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:40 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:the xenophobic isolationist miner carebears

I can understand who xenophobic and isolationist with respect to carebears, but I'm not sure what miner has to do with it.

Peijen · Post by **Peijen** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:12 pm

JP[color=green]earce[/color] wrote:If dating in your mid-twenties is fraught with over-analysis and game-theory centric maximization of expected outcomes, don't even think about dating in your mid-thirties.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:39 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:open to suggestions like the finest of camwhores

maybe...

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:20 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:
George wrote:Because you want to steal a bicycle built for two

A bike build for two wouldn't be bad if there were a girl in the front seat with a hot ass.

Peijen · Post by **Peijen** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:24 pm

MOTD wrote:Productivity is for suckers.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:59 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Corpses are remarkably non-violent.

Except for The Ring girl, but yes, they mostly just rot at you. The rotting smell could be considered an attack if it's pungent enough.

Post by **Jonathan** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:30 pm

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060629

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:04 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Did you know there are about ten times more SuicideGirls than there are people tracking near-earth asteroids?

Uh, no. Is this really surprising though? Only in the fact that there just 1 order of magnitude difference and not more of a skew.

Peijen · Post by **Peijen** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:24 pm

Consumers haven't been this happy since Mattel started shipping gay Ken with real leather chaps.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:30 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:What happens in the Zeta Reticula system stays in the Zeta Reticula system

Oh yeah?! Well, whatever happens in the Milkyway Galaxy stays in the Milkyway Galaxy, so there! Only losers talk in proportions as small as star systems.

Is this a quote from EVE?

Post by **Jonathan** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:34 am

http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1530

Peijen · Post by **Peijen** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:10 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:My life may suck, but it sucks exactly the way I like!

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:49 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:like a plasma rifle round through 64-bit butter

How is 64-bit butter different than 32-bit butter? Is it creamier?

Post by **Jonathan** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:36 pm

It can address more memory.