Does either of you have a chain cutter?
On the same note, Jason, how's the weekend outlook?
Jason / Vinny
I tried to come up with reasons why you might need both a bolt cutter and Jason, given that you clearly intend to cut a chain.
...Because you plan to break into a place where the gate is chained shut and need a lookout?
...Because you want to steal a bicycle built for two?
...Because some crazy chick handcuffed you to something immobile?
...Because you accidentally handcuffed yourself to something immobile?
...Because some bounty hunters handcuffed you to something immobile?
...Because you're chained to another fugitive?
...Because your boat's anchor is stuck and you figure you can do without?
...Because you want to free a vicious dog from someone's backyard, but can't get close enough to cut its chain unless the dog is busy mauling Jason?
...Because you want to cut down a tree, but there's a treehugger chained to it?
...Because you expect to be attacked by a Kyton?
Ok, that's all I got so far. Most could be done without Jason, or at least equally well with Vinny, suggesting I've probably not hit is exactly.
...Because you plan to break into a place where the gate is chained shut and need a lookout?
...Because you want to steal a bicycle built for two?
...Because some crazy chick handcuffed you to something immobile?
...Because you accidentally handcuffed yourself to something immobile?
...Because some bounty hunters handcuffed you to something immobile?
...Because you're chained to another fugitive?
...Because your boat's anchor is stuck and you figure you can do without?
...Because you want to free a vicious dog from someone's backyard, but can't get close enough to cut its chain unless the dog is busy mauling Jason?
...Because you want to cut down a tree, but there's a treehugger chained to it?
...Because you expect to be attacked by a Kyton?
Ok, that's all I got so far. Most could be done without Jason, or at least equally well with Vinny, suggesting I've probably not hit is exactly.
I feel like I just beat a kitten to death... with a bag of puppies.
Peijen and Vinny, the tool is called a bolt cutter, even though it can be used to cut chains or any other mostly cylindrical metal object.
Why would you need to cut chains to kidnap people? But I had the same thought about why Jason over Vinny.
Ok, new theory, based partially on Joe's extremely lame theory. Peijen asked out a girl, but she only agreed if Peijen sets up her treehugger friend with someone also. She's been having a hard time meeting new people ever since she chained herself to a tree. Peijen realizes he only has two choices--Jason, who probably isn't yet desperate enough to date a girl attached to a tree and Vinny. Which really means he only has one choice... find some bolt cutters.
Why would you need to cut chains to kidnap people? But I had the same thought about why Jason over Vinny.
Ok, new theory, based partially on Joe's extremely lame theory. Peijen asked out a girl, but she only agreed if Peijen sets up her treehugger friend with someone also. She's been having a hard time meeting new people ever since she chained herself to a tree. Peijen realizes he only has two choices--Jason, who probably isn't yet desperate enough to date a girl attached to a tree and Vinny. Which really means he only has one choice... find some bolt cutters.
That's pretty damn close to what I had to pay to replace a leaky head gasket on my car a couple years ago. I wonder if GM just charges the same amount for every repair.VLSmooth wrote:No chain cutter here; might I interest you in a $1180 bill from Cadillac and a $180 bill from Enterprise Rent-a-Car?
You guys are hilarious. Really needed this after a really crappy day.
So far this weekend is looking bad. My parents were originally supposed to come down, but I've negotiated a deal where I go up on Sunday-ish and come back on Wednesday. I did this so I could go to a hh and poker game on Friday and a bbq on Saturday. So I think I'm only available from Saturday morning until about 4pm.
Maybe we can go up next weekend?
So far this weekend is looking bad. My parents were originally supposed to come down, but I've negotiated a deal where I go up on Sunday-ish and come back on Wednesday. I did this so I could go to a hh and poker game on Friday and a bbq on Saturday. So I think I'm only available from Saturday morning until about 4pm.
Maybe we can go up next weekend?
I'm not sure where the poker is yet. It's not at Jack's place, it's at one of my coworker's parents house. I can ask him if you can come.Peijen wrote:And you weren't going to tell me? To think I was going to invite you on the bike ride.Jason wrote:poker game on Friday and a bbq on Saturday
I can't get you invited to the bbq. It's a birthday party for Mariah, but it's being thrown by her ex-bf.
Dude, if it's just you and her, don't invite me. But if you've got more people going or you have run out of stimulating conversation to have, or need someone to make fun of me, then definitely.Peijen wrote:And you weren't going to tell me? To think I was going to invite you on the bike ride.Jason wrote:poker game on Friday and a bbq on Saturday