> Shot fired in SW Portland: Police say man perched in a tree house reportedly fired a weapon at least one time at officers near the intersection of 43rd and SW Arnold Street, just off Capitol Highway. It does not appear that anyone is injured, according to scanner traffic. Police have blocked off surrounding roads. More to come…
Amber is in a school near this intersection. The school is in lockdown.
In other breaking news, I saw a box of White Castle Burgers in the frozen section of the Walmart next to my apartment this weekend and bought them. They are yummy.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.