Mohtalim MOTD 2005

Peijen · Post by **Peijen** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:28 pm

Now she has to go home and cry herself to sleep instead of getting stuffed.

Damn right.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:04 am

Peijen wrote:
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Now she has to go home and cry herself to sleep instead of getting stuffed.
Damn right.

That's definately one of the best motd's in a long long while.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:20 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Once again I point the blame squarely at tight pants.

What are you blaming tight pants on? Jason's poor performance?

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:42 am

I personally point the blame tightly at Square Pants.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:37 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Eat hot RSS, you yuppie scum!

bump

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:54 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Supporting a French company is like supporting Apple; it's just something good people don't do.

Dude, you're just figuring this out? With all the benefits and reduced work hours the french have, I wonder how they get anything done.

Oh, and HAHA, you have to support Apple!

George · Post by **George** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:40 pm

and finally (but most importantly) because George sucks

We need a board mod that causes all list tags to automatically add this as the final bullet.

It's good to be a mod

Edit: Damn, I made sure the original post was in a forum where you weren't mod.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:05 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Our plan is to rule the world, not make prudent investments!

So, when do we get to the ruling?

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:58 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Lies are all I have, really. Lies, and vaudeville.

Damn. I don't even have vaudeville.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:24 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Screw you guys, I am going to FRANCE!

Ok, seeya Peijin. I'm sure the girl prospects there have got to be better than Arkansas and the workday will be much shorter...

Peijen · Post by **Peijen** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:10 pm

Peijen wrote:We should move to New Orleans, I bet the houses are dirty cheap over there!

Ha!

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:52 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:I start the day with a machete and an idea.

Me too.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:12 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Disaster Relief: Get Rid of Bush

This needs to be on t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc... Heck, it should be on a banner for this site. Of course, we all might get audited next year if we do.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:51 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:0wnz0rf is dead.

Amen.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:20 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:keepin' it so real, the holo-deck is pouting

sufficiently amusing to make me want to record it, especially since I'm in the middle of catching up on 4 seasons of Enterprise.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:51 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:I don't care how "mild" it is, you Dutch had damn well better keep your wax and cheese away from my balls.

Wax I understand, but cheese?

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:52 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:annual squishing of the squash

This sounds like some sort of Thanksgiving ritual

Post by **Jonathan** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:48 pm

Not exactly.

http://www.oregonzoo.org/Video_and_Audi ... ntPBQT.mov

Peijen · Post by **Peijen** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:45 pm

Did you know 67% of women are not happy with you?

hehe, I like this one.

George · Post by **George** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:06 am

Peijen wrote:
Did you know 67% of women are not happy with you?
hehe, I like this one.

Now if only I could find one of the 33% that are happy with me.