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Jonathan
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I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all the little people, and to remind you that you all suck.
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Jason
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Post by Jason »

True, but not as much as joesucks.
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Post by George »

So we all get bonus checks for reaching this critical milestone ahead of schedule and under cost, right? It's only fair that we be compensated for the extra hours we put in outside of work to reach this goal.
I feel like I just beat a kitten to death... with a bag of puppies.
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Ha! Unfortunately for you, upper management set unrealistic goals and budgets! You're late and over budget despite having done excellent work. As a result, there will be layoffs at Mohtalim.
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Post by Dave »

I'd like to get laid............................................. off


/dies
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I'll take a buyout package!
Have you clicked today? Check status, then: People, Jobs or Roads
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Post by George »

You can't fire me! I'll quit first!
I feel like I just beat a kitten to death... with a bag of puppies.
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The thing is, Jon, it's not that I'm lazy about posting. It's just that I just don't care.
Dwindlehop wrote:Don't, don't care?
It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now, if I work my ass off and Mohtalim ships a few extra topics, I don't see another dime. So where's the motivation? And here's another thing, Jon. I have eight different boards right now!
Dave wrote:I beg your pardon?
Eight boards.
George wrote:Eight?
Eight, George. So that means when I check a post, I have eight different websites coming by to tell me about it. That's my real motivation - is not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing my account, but y'know, George, it will only make someone post hard enough not to get banned.
Quantus wrote:Bear with me for a minute.
Ok
Quantus wrote:Believe me, this is hypothetical. But with if you were offered some kind of MOTD option and moderator sharing program?
I don't know. I guess. Listen, I'm gonna go. It's been really nice talking to all of you guys.
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