playboy.com

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 8:16 pm

I get to go to playboy.com during work! Beat that! Well, really mirrors.playboy.com. They mirror apache and utilities for apache including xalan, which I need for work so I can write xsl templates to parse xml documents back into text tables which I can more easily diff.

Post by **Jonathan** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 8:47 pm

I guess they have a lot of bandwidth...?

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:30 pm

So it's a good thing you aren't attracted to girls?

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:43 pm

ummm, I have a girlfriend

Post by **Jonathan** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:04 am

definitely a cover.

There are not one but TWO instances of married women who work with Amber who decided to have lesbian affairs.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 6:42 am

Do you have video documentation of that?

Post by **Jonathan** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:14 pm

Yes, but it has the unfortunate side effect of making you want gouge out your eyes since they're both stout middle-aged housewives.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:03 pm

As a cannibal wouldn't you rather have a stout wife?

Post by **Jonathan** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 6:57 pm

Speaking as a cannibal, no, I wouldn't, because fattie wife leaves less soylent green for me.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:08 pm

All the cannibals I know had stout wives.