Make up your own ending to Pirates of the Caribbean that's better than the sucky actual version!
Here's mine:
They prepare to hang Johnny Depp for piracy. The list of charges includes "sodomy and lewd behavior". Orlando Bloom comes in and singlehandedly saves Johnny Depp's life. They scuffle with the British, who, despite their rousing ineffectuality, actually come close to cornering them until Keira Knightley intervenes. The soldiers' unwillingness to place Keira Knightley in jeopardy hampers their efforts to capture Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. The three of them escape to the pirate ship sailing by offshore. The admiral shakes his fist in anger at the departing trio. Johnny Depp says something witty. Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley kiss.
The End.