Mohtalim MOTD 2007

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:51 pm

ok, fine, the real secret is a box cutter +2. Now put up another MOTD already.

Vyrosama · Post by **Vyrosama** » Thu May 24, 2007 2:40 am

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese Twin.

Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.

You're not.

He has a date coming over tonight.

You only have one ass....

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:40 pm

Free head?

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:07 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:No vodka for me. The only absolute I need is the speed of light.

I was hoping for a little Citron to pass the day...

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:10 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:once more with feeling, and blood

I always kinda thought that if other people's ears weren't bleeding then one could always be cheering with more zeal...

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:46 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:I will cry myself to sleep tonight on a huge pile of money.

And then you'll wake up and realize the money was just a dream... or was it?

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:41 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:cake for everybody

Someone should totally run for President with this as their campaign slogan. I'd vote for them.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:08 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:If you take your F-16 into a bad neighborhood, make sure you don't leave it on the street overnight.

Can I borrow your F-16? Mine got jacked last night.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:04 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:5

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:It's deep fried . . . I think I should eat it!

I don't understand the first one, but the second is amusing.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:05 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:No, that's Fellatio Barn!

What's in there...? Is it any good?

Post by **Jonathan** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:06 pm

http://www.subvulture.com/spacemoose/fellatio_barn.gif - NSFW

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:03 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:There are no active De Lorean dealerships.

Sounds like an opportunity for eBay

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:44 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:DUDEZ B DRILLN MAH CUBEZ

What does this mean?

Post by **Jonathan** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:21 am

Everyone is playing musical cubicles except MEEEE!

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:18 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:only for extremely high values of two

How many dragons?

No more than two.

VLSmooth · Post by **VLSmooth** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:16 pm

quantus wrote:
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:only for extremely high values of two
How many dragons?

No more than two.

Also, source link! http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=070922

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:29 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Everyone has their price. Mine's $7.45 an hour.

What about zombies? Are they free?

Post by **Jonathan** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:50 pm

No, zombies require BRAAAINS.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:48 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:just for ninjas. and cool people. and hot chicks!

ummm, where are all the hot chicks!? As Grand Pooh-Bah, I blame Jonathan for this oversight.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:53 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:I don't like going from +6% to -20%. I don't think we can sell too many of those.

Sounds like a Dilbert comic... Isn't the conventional wisdom that you can always make it up in volume?