Mohtalim MOTD

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 4:33 am

And now we know why it's a bad idea to date chicks you meet in mental hospitals.

Is this something you need to learn?

VLSmooth · Post by **VLSmooth** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 6:06 am

Pants are overrated

Heh, it's a line I've used many times in FFXI. To this day, my mithra thief is still wearing a subligar!

As for what IS a subligar, think of a bikini bottom, but metal, with straps, and catgirl power.

Or as Alan describes it:
[01:05] kazemaf: the hottest thing to hit a man in the crotch

I rest my case.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 12:38 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:I just sneezed so hard that my face looked like Ron Jeremy stopped by to "say hi".

It seemed worthy of keeping.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:50 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable

Reference to CosPlay

Post by **Jonathan** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 6:06 am

FFS, it's Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

Cosplay my ass...

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 5:43 pm

I don't remember that from the Holy Grail, but I haven't watched it in a while either... Anyways, it fits cosplay too

Jason · Post by **Jason** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 5:44 pm

I think it's when they're singing in the castle and jumping on the tables.

Jason · Post by **Jason** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 5:45 pm

... and they ate robin's minstrels and there was much rejoicing.

Post by **Jonathan** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 5:45 pm

Song Lyrics from the Holy Grail
Camelot song

We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.

I have to push the pram a lot.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 5:07 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Wal-Mart: They don't do it for the money, they do it to ruin your town.

So true except that they do it for the money too. I think they'd get bored of just ruining towns, but the money allows them to take nice vacations in between.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 7:31 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Just a tiny ejaculation from the penis of knowledge.

Dare I ask where this motd came from?

Post by **Jonathan** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 4:12 pm

Lt. Commander Worf, of course!

VLSmooth · Post by **VLSmooth** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:54 pm

Air conditioning is my new sex.

Air conditioning rocks the hizzy.

George · Post by **George** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:38 pm

Who didn't have AC?

Post by **Jonathan** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 9:12 pm

The outside world.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:10 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:how do you feel about meat-flavored drinks?

Thinking about it upsets my stomach.

Post by **Jonathan** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:16 pm

But, but, but, it's meat flavor! In liquid form!

http://www.amazingketchup.com/amazingke ... 00069.html

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:50 pm

You and Amber can go right ahead and order the drink 'til your heart's content, but in Portland or anywhere else not near me. This goes double 'til you've tried it and are sure you won't get sick from it.

Peijen · Post by **Peijen** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 5:30 pm

and I thought you were talking about drinking the grease from your meal ...

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 9:51 pm

Dwindlehop wrote:http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1759,1631854,00.asp

This would traumatize me if I were a child.

What does this have to do with Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3?