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https://www.theonion.com/trump-publicly ... 1838786719“It’s an insult that this president doesn’t trust American law enforcement to undermine his political rivals.”
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http://amultiverse.com/comic/2019/10/18 ... herfucker/
Sometimes, there's a joke, well, it's the joke for this time and place.
Sometimes, there's a joke, well, it's the joke for this time and place.
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Sasha Baron Cohen wrote: Freedom of speech is not freedom of reach.
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Like Like LikeJonathan wrote:Sasha Baron Cohen wrote: Freedom of speech is not freedom of reach.
This is so true. Hiding behind the first amendment and allowing loudmouths and bullies to prevail is extremely bad for society. We already have an allowance for religion to do this which isn't great.
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Youtube comments wrote:Glorious Starter Potato
Rare
Stats
This is a starter potato. Let it into your homes and let it live its dreams
Damage: Mental
Gnarly Awesomeness: Very much so
Potato-ness: Most likely a potato
Bart's Beeswax: Present
Found in rainy biomes
No tugging
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This is the classiest comment section I have ever experienced. Everyone should treat themselves to a Fig Newton and crisp pat on the back.
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co-worker, to someone else wrote:Saw you're [promoted] now – congratudolences!
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my friend Erik wrote:Saw a twitter meme, thought of you: https://twitter.com/Fujyno/status/1238155063283142656
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_VgE8b ... p=drivesdk
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my friend Mark wrote:Well, I have Prepared Myself for my new life as a shut-in with a run to Best Buy. Monitor upgrade, webcam acquisition, and a gaming headset called "HyperX Cloud Stinger" because fuck clouds I guess?
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It’s just the latest example that the portrayals of the president as a clown only end up insulting actual clowns, who probably don’t deserve the abuse.
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Dear Clowns,
Please give this President some lessons on being Presidential. It can't hurt at this point and I give up.
Sincerely,
Common Sense
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https://ogn.theonion.com/good-news-fina ... 1843563767
Good News, ‘Final Fantasy’ Fans: Looks Like They Made A Bunch Of Those Things
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Youtube comments wrote:When life gives you Lenins, you make leninade.
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Yeah, 2020 has used absolutely zero lube so far.
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So in order to survive a meteor impact, the dinosaurs moved underground. Clever.
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Clickhole wrote:Lunch…such a special fucking time. Be sure to savor that food, motherfuckers, for lunch only comes but once a day. Fuckin’ savor it.
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Clickhole wrote:Even though it feels like there’s no way this could be true, it’s somehow it’s time to feed yourself for the third fucking time today.
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GPT3, make me a Trump joke using this prompt.An old Soviet joke: “What doesn’t buzz and doesn’t fit in your ass? A Soviet machine for buzzing inside your ass.”