Mohtalim MOTD 2005

Post by **Jonathan** » Fri May 20, 2005 12:27 am

too many semi-naked girls dancing in bogus S/M outfits

no such thing.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed May 25, 2005 8:43 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:bob is now insane

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:no, wait, my bad: always has been

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu May 26, 2005 1:13 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:It's thought fueled by rage!

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri May 27, 2005 5:36 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Winner 2005 National BBoard Award for General Excellence and All-Around Awesomeness

Yes, so Generally Excellent and All-Around Awesome, we make up awards for ourselves to prove it to others. Now if I can only figure out why they laugh when I tell people about it...

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Sat May 28, 2005 9:51 pm

should've been a Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Star Wars Episode III: Shut the Fuck Up.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:20 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:hi ho, hi ho

Off to work I go...

George · Post by **George** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:14 am

I wanna fuck you in the ass

Um, is there a context for this? It's too subtle to be more of Dave's innuendo and doesn't seem particularly quotable.

bob · Post by **bob** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:27 am

George wrote:
I wanna fuck you in the ass
Um, is there a context for this? It's too subtle to be more of Dave's innuendo and doesn't seem particularly quotable.

It was a song by the Outhere Brothers, the same guys who did the classic hit "Boom boom boom". Specifically, it was used in a funny German commercial for learning English.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:25 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:the All Father shall smite the froggy lot of you!

I really wanted to record the one about hos, but I didn't get to it.

Post by **Jonathan** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:21 pm

encouraging rudeness to hos since 2003

Don't say I never did nothing for you.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:54 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Hey Optimus Prime, do you want Chicken McNuggets tonight?

I think he'd say no, but he might go for the oil they cook the fries in...

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:21 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

I don't see how thinking and swimming are really related...

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:57 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:So the National Bank says to the 7-11, "your security sucks!"
The 7-11 says "Yeah but we've got slurpees."

I think this would've been better if it was the US government (or maybe California) asking 7-11 "Do you have any surpluses?" and 7-11 answering, "No but we've got slurpees."

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:59 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Quality - Yes
Drugs - No

Dude, forget quality, just get me some drugs!

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:45 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:I pee for justice!

I'll pee on you for justice

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:48 pm

quantus wrote:
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:I pee for justice!
I'll pee on you for justice

I'm saddened to see that this is still the MOTD. I think I'm just gonna ignore justice and just pee until we have a new MOTD!

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:38 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Wintel vs. Mactel: FIGHT!

I think this one is gonna go the full ten rounds, but I have a feeling that wintel is gonna win since they've probably already bought off the judges...

Peijen · Post by **Peijen** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:28 pm

We should change it to Joe Vs Jon: Fight!

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:07 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Weeeeelaaaaah!

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:59 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:And remember, mud spelled backwards is dum