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A foul news story of our degraded era

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:53 pm
by skanks
Woman stuck on toilet for two years, police say

The ghastly details will live forever in infamy. This "woman" sat on the toilet so long her body conformed to the toilet seat. Rescuers to the scene confronted a horrifically putrid odor. Brandishing crowbars, they seperated the toilet seat from the toilet. With the seat still lodged in the cavernous folds of her ass fat they transported her to hospital.

I only wish I were making this story up. I only wish this was the invention of anti-american sentiment. But it is true.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

I am literally crying.

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:50 pm
by Jonathan
It's not clear from the article that she is morbidly obese as I initially assumed. She may just have mental problems.