(Probably NSFW) Privates

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(Probably NSFW) Privates

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Privates Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfY4YB1fBKs
thezombiecow wrote:www.zombie-cow.com | Privates is a platform twin-stick shooter in which you lead a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples' vaginas, mouths and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters. It's rude, funny, bitingly satirical and technically pretty accurate if you don't count the tiny people or the germs with teeth. Coming, soon.

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According to the website, it'll be a free PC download in addition to a 360 download.

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Available for free here:
http://www.e4.com/game/privates.html
Sex.

When you think of it as all awesome and a pleasant feeling that's all squishy and tingly and what-have-you, it sounds brilliant. But if you're not careful about how you go about it, you can get some gunk in your trunk which at worst can completely screw up your insides. Delightful!

Thank the STARS then for John "Jack" Sterling, worn-down Captain of the oh-so-useless 'Foxtrot Squad'. It's up to you to take charge and lead your squad in and around people's private parts, clearing them of all manner of pesky and dangerous critters, oozes and bosses.

KEY FEATURES:

Blast away at various different enemies in all sorts of crazy, sometimes fragrant, locations!

Fully-voiced, funny, silly script!

Five whole levels!

Bit rude!

BIOLOGY LESSON??:

You know how you wouldn't write a history essay based on your experiences playing a World War II shooter? Well, Privates is a bit like that - while the action takes place in and around peoples' parts, the anatomy is in no way biologically accurate. We've had to make loads of concessions in order to make the game fun to play. There's still loads of important stuff to take from Privates. Just be sensible about which bits, eh?

WHAT YOU'LL NEED:

You need a relatively-decent Windows computer to play Privates, with a graphics card that's capable of Shader 2.0. If your computer's on a par with an Xbox 360 in terms of performance, you should be alright. (You may need to right-click and 'save as', depending on your computer set-up).

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