just in time for Valentine's Day ...

skanks · Post by **skanks** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:09 am

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005062479,00.html

psychobitch rips a nut off former lover after he denies her the goods

best part: "I am in no way a violent person."

Post by **Jonathan** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:48 pm

This just begs for more details. What was happening, that she could yank off his left nut and then give it to a friend?

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:31 am

Did you know that you can only get gonorrhea 16 times?

Post by **Jonathan** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:59 am

What?!

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:53 am

Ummm, why? Do you just die of shame the 16th time or something??!

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:17 pm

There are 16 strains of gonorrhea. Whenever you get one you can never get it again. So once you've had it 16 times you will be immune for life.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:04 pm

That is the best news Ive heard all day

skanks · Post by **skanks** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:07 pm

Dave,

let us know if you discover a new strain of gonorrhea