I was reading some dude's little article about crappy AOL internet speak, and it allowed me to come up with this winner of a sentence:
2morrow u should get ur prost8 chekd so u can have 4play w/o nething un42n8 happening.
This is of course related to the AIM chatbot I've started working on.
http://www.thecoolkids.org/articles/edi ... nelang.php