Mohtalim

http://www.somethinghumble.com/marks/MarksResume.htm

Jonathan's friend I assume...

indeed, you've assumed correctly. so neither one of us are asses! i think... well since i'm usually the ass you've nothin to fear, although Amber an Jonny both may fear an unexpected arrival from an unemployed bum with ca$h. i do like to make an ass of myself.

regardless, i do hope my wishes come true, though i really see no reason why any of them should or will.

You know, if you've decided that you want to join us, you could get yourself a username... We can't bite or throw sticks and stones or do anything worse than call you names.

quantus wrote:You know, if you've decided that you want to join us, you could get yourself a username... We can't bite or throw sticks and stones or do anything worse than call you names.

In other words, welcome to the board

I am so sad

Dave is sad, too

yup wrote:indeed, you've assumed correctly.

from high school, even. howdy, mark. how's things?

i spend entirely too much time in front of a computer. hence, this website.

[quote="Pedro][img]Pedro[/quote]

Haha, that was awesome

Pedro misses Peijin.

Dwindlehop wrote:i spend entirely too much time in front of a computer. hence, this website.

i waste too much of my time spent infront of my computer, hence my crappy site and the gigs of Cs, Hl, an Tfc snapshots i've got representing 30-45 minute blocks of time flushed to lala land. ah well, what else is life for? mtg? nah....

thangs are good down here in the bible belt. gahdamn, i just tried to restock some of my girrl y's dad's beer, yesterday at Kroger, and got the most scornful look from the self checkout attendant as he took the beer away from me. ah good ole bible belt. to those of us who have no concept of what day it is, life is quite embarassing.

sigh. i see that you need more bling, j-dogg. well i may be of service to you. i will be postin many o' blingish objects on ebay, and may even be kind enuff to send you a belated wedding present. tell me.. does Amber like or dislike her namesake gemstone? its got insects in it...

btw, what exactly is pedro peddling?

Amber wears a lot of amber.

They have special government-owned stores in Pennsylvania to sell liquor. Those are my faves.

I'm quite sure I don't even want to know about Pedro.

and got the most scornful look from the self checkout attendant as he took the beer away from me.

you should've punch him in the mouth and spit on him. tell him it's your god giving rights to have a beer in church while fucking paster's daughter, how unamerican of him.

Peijen wrote:tell him it's your god giving rights to have a beer in church while fucking paster's daughter, how unamerican of him.

Some states have (or maybe used to have?) laws prohibiting the sale of alcohol on Sunday, so make sure you buy your church-going beer by Saturday.

btw, what exactly is pedro peddling?

I'm quite sure I don't even want to know about Pedro.

It was a weird little strip near the North/South Carolina border. Every building and sign had Pedro in one form or another. It was either the worst-conceived tourist trap ever, or else it was some kind of religious cult.

All bow before the mighty Pedro!

George wrote:Some states have (or maybe used to have?) laws prohibiting the sale of alcohol on Sunday, so make sure you buy your church-going beer by Saturday.

Yeah, I know. that's what the drinking beer in church and fuck pastor's daughter comment was about. They have dry counties here, I mean what the fuck? dry counties? all people do is drive to the next county anyway, why make people's life hard.

Peijen wrote:Yeah, I know. that's what the drinking beer in church and fuck pastor's daughter comment was about. They have dry counties here, I mean what the fuck? dry counties? all people do is drive to the next county anyway, why make people's life hard.

That just seems weird to me. I'd figure that no one other than little old ladies and ivory tower ultra-liberals would vote for a politician that banned alcohol. The core demographic in these counties may be bible-thumpers, but they're also beer-swilling yokels. I've never known the religious right to let a little thing like religion get in the way of doing what they want.

Ohio was one of the states with the no alcohol sales on Sunday laws. That struck me as weird too, because demographically, Ohio is union members and rural communities. Neither of those strike me as the temperance types. Maybe there are more Amish voters in the state than I thought.

you know, I can't decide if no alcohol sales on Sunday is more weird or dry counties (cant sell alcohol at anytime in county limit).

prohibition was the only law that actually made sense.