I've made it into the top ten posters

[George]

And in just over 3 years I'll pass Joe to take second place, assuming posting rates remain constant.

No, I'm not bored. Why do you ask?

[VLSmooth]

And there go George and Bob, neck and neck, a mere 10 posts apart. Who will be the victor? Only time will tell, although it seems #8 Tasheren is in trouble...

[quantus]

Damn my job for actually giving me work

[quantus]

good thing for the MOTD. It'll help keep my post count up. Whee 1111 posts and Jonathan has 1911. weird.

[Jonathan]

And in just over 3 years I'll pass Joe to take second place, assuming posting rates remain constant.

I like how you don't even aspire to pass me.

[Dave]

i still havent visitied any forums at work lol

[quantus]

And in just over 3 years I'll pass Joe to take second place, assuming posting rates remain constant.

I like how you don't even aspire to pass me.

He doesn't argue or compete with you like he does me. If you want him to surpass you, I suggest pointless arguments with him. Yes, many many pointless arguments.

[George]

I like how you don't even aspire to pass me.

Actually, my post per day count is only ~3.8. Everyone else is below that except Jonathan. Besides, Jonathan can always reduce my post count if I get close.

Hey, I'm a moderator too!! -quantus

[Peijen]

Damn my job for actually giving me work

that's pretty much how i fell behind

[Peijen]

Besides, Jonathan can always reduce my post count if I get close.

Nay, I don't think Jon will do that. I actually have more post count than him at one point.

[Jason]

Damn my job for actually giving me work

that's pretty much how i fell behind

what work could a dutch insurance company possibly have?

[Jason]

Besides, Jonathan can always reduce my post count if I get close.

Nay, I don't think Jon will do that. I actually have more post count than him at one point.

but you're not George

[George]

It's probably a non-issue, since history teaches us that I'll lose interest in the board and vanish for another year or two without posting. That'll happen long before Joe is forced to cheat.

Although, if Joe is a moderator, how do we know he's actually made those thousand posts? I demand a manual recount. For all we know I might already be in the lead.

[quantus]

blah blah blah

[Peijen]

Let's for a second suppose that I really have made 1000 less posts. Now we still find that I'm kicking your butt in post count by about 50% which means you are still a L0s3R. And now I close with these words of advice: "Suck it"

blah blah blah some more

[George]

Wow, I've triggered a battle between moderators. Clearly my influence on this board is greater than my post count would suggest.

[quantus]

Uh, two edits hardly constitutes a war.

[George]

No, I'm pretty sure its a war. After all, if it weren't a war, it would mean that Joe was right and I was wrong. And we all know that's exactly the way it is because I'm a raving lunatic.. You can't dispute that logic, Joe.

[quantus]

You're right, I can't dispute that logic.

[George]

I'm afraid you are only capable of warping reality within the confines of this board. You may alter posts to say you are right, but you will never actually be right.

Is anyone else as surprised as me that it took over two weeks for me to start arguing with Joe?