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I am t3h WINNAR!
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:53 pm
by Dave
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:55 pm
by Alan
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:55 pm
by Dave
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:57 pm
by Alan
Muahaha!
Alan Hsu is a Giant Dragon that breathes Ice Vapour, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick and Heavy Metal Armour.
David Lung is a Tiny Bee that can Leap Great Distances, and is in League with Dark Forces, Very Slow and Covered with a Thick Slime.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:59 pm
by Dave
LIES!
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi? ... =dlung&a=S
ha!
dlung is a Giant Blob that is Covered in Spines, was brought back from a Distant Volcanic Island, controls Human Thought, and has Prehensile Eyes.
ajh is a Giant Moth that is Sensitive to Noise, and eats Rocks and Metal.
how I control thought with 1 intelligence is beyond me
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:00 pm
by Alan
But Peijen is clearly superior...
Peijen Lin is a Giant Robot that leaves a Trail of Goo, is in League with Dark Forces, projects a Purple Forcefield, and Screeches when Angry.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:01 pm
by Alan
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi? ... en+Lin&a=S
Peijen Lin is better though
Peijin Lin is a Giant Bee that Tunnels Underground, has Prehensile Eyes, and spits Ice.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:02 pm
by quantus
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:02 pm
by Alan
Nothing can stand against Peijen, not even a god!
Jason Pinto is a Collosal Moth that is Worshipped as a God, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, is in League with Dark Forces and Easily Confused, Freezes Solid when Cold, and eats Nuclear Waste.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:03 pm
by Dave
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:03 pm
by Alan
The admin falls to the wrath of Peijen Lin...
Jonathan Pearce is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that Stomps Around a Lot, can Generate Electricity, was Summoned from The Deep, and has Webbed Feet and a single Horn on its Forehead.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:05 pm
by Alan
Martin is crushed by the might of Peijen
Martin Hock is a Giant Bee that can turn Invisible, Screeches when Angry, and has Prehensile Eyes, a Single Giant Eye and a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:06 pm
by Dave
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:06 pm
by Alan
Peijen smashes Bob to a bloody pulp
Robert Rost is a Giant Moth that controls the Weather, emits Clouds of Inky Smoke, and has a Massively Swollen Skull.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:07 pm
by Alan
Likewise, Paul
Hsu-Feng Ko is a Giant Bee that breathes Fire, enjoys Climbing Buildings, and has a Toughened Steel Skeleton, Tough Leathery Skin and a Computer for a Brain.
But Paul has a computer for a brain.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:07 pm
by quantus
Wow, jpearce has a wussy description
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi? ... f=plin&a=S
jpearce is a Giant Ant that cowers from Radiation, Freezes Solid when Cold, has Huge, Sharp Claws and a mean Left Hook, and spits Ice.
plin is a Giant Dragon that can Leap Great Distances, is Wreathed with Flames, and has a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:07 pm
by Alan
Vinny didn't stand a chance
Vincent Leeshue is a Tiny Moth that lives Underwater, is Worshipped as a God, emits Ultrasonic Screams, and has a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:09 pm
by Dave
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:12 pm
by quantus
Just for the record, my full name crushes peijen's when he's attacking that is.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:14 pm
by Jonathan
In the future, all disagreements will be settled through a combination of thesurrealist and
BreaKey.