Mohtalim

cmu.misc.singles wrote:Date: Thu, 29 Jan 2004 12:13:34 -0500 (EST)
From: bobrost el magnifico <CENSORED@andrew.cmu.edu>
Newsgroups: cmu.misc.singles
Subject: Non-Gala Escort Service

Lonely? Feel insecure about sitting at home all alone while your rich
friends go to Winter Gala with some guy named Galen? Your answer is here!
I am a stud muffin on campus who goes by the name of Bob. An accomplished
game developer, I am willing to take you my house or yours for absolutely no fee. I have a fun personality which is brilliantly accompanied by active listening skills that you won't care about anyway. Athletic and active, I am NOT winded from a single bike ride from the bottom of Bates to the heights of Squirrel Hill. Also my opinion on long walks on the beach and sunsets are irrelevant if we stay in the bedroom. This service includes arrival at your door, or your arrival at mine, and accompanying you to "the event", spending the entire evening and probably part of the morning in your presence. This dazzling offer is going fast, so bid NOW! Remember, it's free for you and cheap for them!

http://bobrost.com/img/holyfuckingshit.jpg
http://bobrost.com/img/anothergoddamnedpicture.jpg
Here are pictures of me, on the left in the black shirt, and on the left without a shirt. The one MUCH sexier than the Indian guy not in the picture.

Name: Bob
Age: 23
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 135
Favorite Color: Day-glo orange
Favorite Word: Nintendo

This highly sought after service goes for the low low price of free, plus "best offer". Simply email me with your name, a picture, your place or mine, and what you want to do with me. This will be "paid" upon arrival.
Certain conditions apply, activities past midnight definitely included in this offer.


Bob is not an accredited member of the Pennsylvania Man Whore Commission

cmu.misc.singles wrote:Date: Thu, 29 Jan 2004 00:04:39 -0500
From: Galen Mullins <gmullins@andrew.cmu.edu>
Newsgroups: cmu.misc.singles
Subject: Winter Gala Escort Service

Lonely? Feel insecure about going to the Winter Gala all alone? Your answer is here! I am a young stud muffin on campus who goes by the name of Galen. A young aspiring engineer, I am willing to take you to the Winter Gala for a small nominal fee. I have an outgoing talkative personality which is brilliantly accompanied by active listening skills. Athletic and active, I am NOT winded from a climb up a single flight of stairs. Also my opinion on long walks on the beach and sunsets can be whatever your's are. This service includes arrival at your door and accompanying you to and from the event, spending the entire evening in your presence. This dazzling offer is going fast so bid NOW.

http://andrew.cmu.edu/user/jforbes/pictures/dinner5.JPG
Here is a picture of me, on the left in the blue shirt, the one MUCH sexier than the Indian guy

Name: Galen
Age: 18
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 175
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Word: You

This highly sought after service goes for the low low price of 25
dollars or best offer. Simply email me with your name, any questions, and a meeting place of your choosing and your offer. This will be paid upon arrival. Certain conditions apply, no activities past midnight included in this
offer.