Mohtalim

Incident Title: Snake (viper) crawling in the production floor.

3.30 am: Test area mses spot a snake (viper) estimated around 3 feet long crawling from behind IX 13 tester towards ADI room.

ERT members been informed immediately.

Immediately reported to security and GSS.

Meanwhile waiting for security and GSS to arrive the ERT members manage to stop the snake from moving by using two barricade poles.

Done the crowd control and securing the area until security arrive.

The snake been removed by I**** security safely without any mishaps.

3.40 am the area been cleared.

I have pictures, too.

And as a bonus for clicking on this link:

“I believe that the reason I smoke and drink every day and my wife is overweight is because we watched TV every day for the last four years,” Dumouchel stated in a written complaint against the company.

“Even though we consider our services to be a very powerful entertainment product, I don’t think it’s reached a medical level yet where it could be proved to be addictive,” said John Miller, a Charter public relations official.

We are graphic designers based in the Netherlands. We recently did a job for a charity in London, which was sponsored by a large computer company. In order to complete the job, we needed a copy of the computer company's logo. In due course, we received an email with a TIFF file of the logo. The text of the email asked that we return the TIFF file when we had finished with it. We did.

Must stop tears streaming down face...

These... are real...?

* VLSmooth attempts to hide laughter

First one: yes. Second one: on a news website. Third one: apocryphal but seems plausible.