junk output

[Jonathan]

fun stuff i found lying around in my cut buffer, randomly:

I outlined some changes I want to try for tonight, while they mutter darkly about not having been paid. You'd think they'd pay me for a chance to be out on the open road with such an agreeable and pleasant leader, but no, here I am feeding them at expensive watering holes, putting them in fancy hotels and they expect to be paid as well. We were never paid in the old days. We'd be lucky to have a bag of dry oats and a good slap about the head. Some days we never ate for twelve weeks. Paid? We would have to cry ourselves to sleep in the damp seedy costumes we'd stood up in, while that John Cleese thrashed us wi' his belt. Paid? I promise them meekly I'll see what I can do.