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Re: daily awesome

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:38 am
by quantus
Jonathan wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 2:28 am
An old Soviet joke: “What doesn’t buzz and doesn’t fit in your ass? A Soviet machine for buzzing inside your ass.”
GPT3, make me a Trump joke using this prompt.
I'm thinking something related to leading the COVID-19 crisis might work here...

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:27 am
by Jonathan
Ars Technica commenter wrote:Well, it looks like Intel has tougher competition in the "Who can introduce more security flaws" contest than I expected. This is a strong showing from QComm!

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 6:18 am
by Jonathan
Space Team wrote:Features
  • Teamwork
  • Shouting
  • Confusion
  • An untimely demise
  • Beveled Nanobuzzers
  • Auxillary Technoprobes
  • Four-stroke Pluckers

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2020 2:53 pm
by Jonathan
Clickhole wrote:Experts say that in the event of a shark attack, you should try to give off chill vibes so the shark doesn’t think you suck.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 11:07 pm
by Jonathan
Strunk and White wrote:Vigorous writing is concise. A sentence should contain no unnecessary words, a paragraph no unnecessary sentences, for the same reason that a drawing should have no unnecessary lines and a machine no unnecessary parts. This requires not that the writer make all his sentences short, or that he avoid all detail and treat his subjects only in outline, but that every word tell.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 12:53 am
by quantus
Jonathan wrote:
Sun Aug 30, 2020 11:07 pm
Strunk and White wrote:Vigorous writing is concise. A sentence should contain no unnecessary words, a paragraph no unnecessary sentences, for the same reason that a drawing should have no unnecessary lines and a machine no unnecessary parts. This requires not that the writer make all his sentences short, or that he avoid all detail and treat his subjects only in outline, but that every word tell.
  • Vinny

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2020 9:38 pm
by Jonathan
random commenter on whether The Rock is bigger than Jesus wrote:Jesus was notorious for only doing cardio, and they didn’t even have protein powder back then, let alone steroids, so that’s a fair assessment.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2020 2:17 am
by Jonathan
Youtube comment wrote:Baddest bluegrass metal song I've ever heard...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJmzS_Redh8

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 12:51 am
by Jonathan
Bill Burr wrote:I have a lot of wigs and mustaches at my disposal.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:12 pm
by Jonathan
Youtube commenter wrote:As a Kerbal Space Program player, there is no such thing as crashing, only lithiobraking

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 5:03 am
by Jonathan

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 4:55 pm
by Jonathan
Washington Post wrote:His ignorance may be the best counterweight to the risk he poses.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 5:14 pm
by Jonathan
Washington Post wrote: A group of prominent former world leaders and statesmen chastised Trump on Thursday for refusing to accept his loss in the U.S. election and “putting at risk the functioning of American democracy.”

The group, called the Elders, typically comments on world conflicts and violations of human rights or democratic principles.
...
Former president Jimmy Carter is an emeritus member of the Elders.
"Emeritus member of the Elders" sounds like life goals.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:43 am
by Jonathan
https://www.grubstreet.com/amp/2020/12/2020-bucatini-shortage-investigation.html?__twitter_impression=true wrote:When I asked if he had heard about the bucatini shortage, he laughed wildly and replied in a thick Italian accent: “Of course! It’s me! I have bought them all! Bucatini is the most sensual of the pastas!”

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 3:01 am
by Jonathan
Let me press F on the worlds smallest keyboard.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 7:09 pm
by Jonathan
I voted for Biden for many obvious reasons, but "he would help me get a new GPU" was not one I had in mind. :P

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2021 12:49 am
by Jonathan
I assumed Floridians never wore pants.

Re: daily awesome

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 4:55 pm
by Jonathan
It’s a good guess, since lotteries with huge cash prizes have led to similarly huge upticks in vaccination rates in half a dozen states across the US, including Republican-led Ohio, Democrat-led California, and whatever-the-hell-is-happening-in Oregon.
https://www.wired.com/story/wait-vaccin ... ally-work/

Hey, now!