Re: daily awesome
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:38 am
If you're still going ham and getting it, don't let up.
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Ars Technica commenter wrote:Well, it looks like Intel has tougher competition in the "Who can introduce more security flaws" contest than I expected. This is a strong showing from QComm!
Space Team wrote:Features
- Teamwork
- Shouting
- Confusion
- An untimely demise
- Beveled Nanobuzzers
- Auxillary Technoprobes
- Four-stroke Pluckers
Clickhole wrote:Experts say that in the event of a shark attack, you should try to give off chill vibes so the shark doesn’t think you suck.
Strunk and White wrote:Vigorous writing is concise. A sentence should contain no unnecessary words, a paragraph no unnecessary sentences, for the same reason that a drawing should have no unnecessary lines and a machine no unnecessary parts. This requires not that the writer make all his sentences short, or that he avoid all detail and treat his subjects only in outline, but that every word tell.
Jonathan wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 11:07 pmStrunk and White wrote:Vigorous writing is concise. A sentence should contain no unnecessary words, a paragraph no unnecessary sentences, for the same reason that a drawing should have no unnecessary lines and a machine no unnecessary parts. This requires not that the writer make all his sentences short, or that he avoid all detail and treat his subjects only in outline, but that every word tell.
random commenter on whether The Rock is bigger than Jesus wrote:Jesus was notorious for only doing cardio, and they didn’t even have protein powder back then, let alone steroids, so that’s a fair assessment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJmzS_Redh8Youtube comment wrote:Baddest bluegrass metal song I've ever heard...
Bill Burr wrote:I have a lot of wigs and mustaches at my disposal.
Youtube commenter wrote:As a Kerbal Space Program player, there is no such thing as crashing, only lithiobraking
Washington Post wrote:His ignorance may be the best counterweight to the risk he poses.
"Emeritus member of the Elders" sounds like life goals.Washington Post wrote: A group of prominent former world leaders and statesmen chastised Trump on Thursday for refusing to accept his loss in the U.S. election and “putting at risk the functioning of American democracy.”
The group, called the Elders, typically comments on world conflicts and violations of human rights or democratic principles.
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Former president Jimmy Carter is an emeritus member of the Elders.
https://www.grubstreet.com/amp/2020/12/2020-bucatini-shortage-investigation.html?__twitter_impression=true wrote:When I asked if he had heard about the bucatini shortage, he laughed wildly and replied in a thick Italian accent: “Of course! It’s me! I have bought them all! Bucatini is the most sensual of the pastas!”
Let me press F on the worlds smallest keyboard.
I voted for Biden for many obvious reasons, but "he would help me get a new GPU" was not one I had in mind.
I assumed Floridians never wore pants.
https://www.wired.com/story/wait-vaccin ... ally-work/It’s a good guess, since lotteries with huge cash prizes have led to similarly huge upticks in vaccination rates in half a dozen states across the US, including Republican-led Ohio, Democrat-led California, and whatever-the-hell-is-happening-in Oregon.