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One in 100 people look good when they're bald, and that's pretty much just Captain Picard and Jason Statham in the world right now. That works out to one in 100, right? Whatever, I didn't take engineering in school -- I focused on the manly arts, like recess and skullduggery.

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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It's got a cop CPU, 440 Mhz, cop antennas, cop power supply.

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Except for all the illegal wars he started, Bush wasn't much of a warmonger really.

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white privilege’s semi-drunken avatar

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What really needs explaining is not why the Trumps of the world come forward and win. It is why they sometimes lose.

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As someone who has spent 8 days in the USA I consider myself something of an expert.

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HANGOVER REVIEW: THIS ONE COMES ON HARD WITH A DEVASTATING HEADACHE AND GENERAL UNEASE LIVENED UP WITH SHAKES AND NAUSEA
IM GETTING SUBTLE NOTES OF SENSITIVITY TO SOUND AND LIGHT AND JUST A HINT OF ALMOST A SORT OF NUTTY PARANOIA
THEN THIS HANGOVER FINISHES STRONG WITH CRIPPLING THOUGHTS OF DEATH AND POWERFUL FLAVORS OF BITTERNESS AND SELF-LOATHING
ALL IN ALL AN EXCITING BLEND FOR THE REFINED PALATE. 9/10

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Williams soured on the ad market, he said, after coming to believe it leads directly to mindless clickbait, fake news, and other undesirable content. “It’s clear that the broken system is ad-driven media on the internet,” Williams wrote. “It simply doesn’t serve people. In fact, it’s not designed to.” (Disclosure: The Verge is ad-driven media on the internet.)

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The Shyamalanaissance is real.

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I just want to be a totally upright citizen who busts his hump for the man all day, punches the clock, and then heads home to pull bongs until dawn. Just like everybody else.

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[Donald Glover] often has that look on his face, like he's just about to face his violent death, but he's basically ready

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The Last Jedi doesn't mean much, especially when you find out Episode IX is called Oh Wait, Here's Another One!

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Curtis Cook wrote:As the old adage goes: Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan. And not the cute, redheaded kind of orphan who sings about how the sun will come out tomorrow or the Dickensian kind of orphan who commits petty theft alongside the Artful Dodger. Just a regular, unloveable orphan.

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Stupid other white people.

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derpware /dərp-wer/ n. - software which unintentionally damages or disables computer systems
"Never attribute to malware that which is adequately explained by derpware"

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Black-ish wrote:pants that don't keep any secrets

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WINNERS GET THE PROM QUEEN'S CONSENT.

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