Best resume ever

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Alan
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Best resume ever

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I'd hire him.
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Dave
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Re: Best resume ever

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SO is he hired yet?
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I dunno, it's always a risk to have chaotic <anything> people around...
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Re: Best resume ever

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He's 22 and claiming stats like that? On a normal resume you'd have to say something like "three-term President of the United States" to get the same level of arrogance and obvious lying.
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In related news, Dave Arneson is dead.

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/04 ... ml?_r=1&hp
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