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Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:25 pm
by quantus
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Debt management is all well and good but there's a lot to be said for crushing one's enemies.
The enemy crushing aspect of travian is finally overtaking the sim city aspect...

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:30 pm
by quantus
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:minus one awesome mustache
Image

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:06 pm
by quantus
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:probably inappropriate to carry in your pocket
Don't you do it all the time with your iPhone?

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:23 pm
by quantus
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:for readers with the strength of character to mock the weak
What's the fun in that? It gets boring.

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:45 am
by quantus
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:I, for one, welcome our new fact-using overlords.
Yay, less than 24 more hours of Bush! Obama better get a whole bunch done in his first 100 days and I don't mean a whole bunch of yard work done on his house.

There was a disturbing statistic that Bush spent a full third of his days as President either going to, coming from or on "vacation" at his ranch or some other retreat.

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:06 pm
by quantus
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:We're building a product that helps people buy more crap - and watch porn
Dude, when can I get the beta?

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:08 pm
by quantus
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:balls to the wall
It'd be nice if this applied to the banking execs overseeing the loss of billions and billions of dollars...

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:04 pm
by quantus
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Some would say "pocket." I say, "In my pants."
Is that an iPhone or a Touch in your pants?

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:23 pm
by quantus
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Clearly, we're too street - our thug mentality too 'hood.
Clearly, yo.

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:38 pm
by Jonathan
The FRIDGE dont like your stinky ass
I found this debug statement lying around in the code I am using. I didn't write it. It is awesome.

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:22 pm
by Jonathan
my old boss wrote:I fail to see the humor in the message.
GJ old boss: striking a blow against lame jokes sent to Reply All everywhere!

I have a new manager as of Friday!

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:12 am
by quantus
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:we should destroy each other less quickly
Any slower and I'll die of natural causes.

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:43 pm
by quantus
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:the British are a little jealous of our built-in Constitutional capacity to deal with the zombie apocalypse
and they should be!

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:25 pm
by quantus
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:puppyocracies OH MY GOODNESS WHO HAS THE BALANCE OF POWER AND SUCH A CUTE LITTLE NOSE
And when Pluto gets in office, we're back to a plutocracy? :?

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:03 am
by quantus
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:I'm not sure how one goes about getting a hold of Vin Diesel but if you see him could you let him know
Sure thing

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:42 pm
by skanks
Every love story deserves a happy finish

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:19 am
by quantus
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:using Powerpoint for evil
you could use web comics too: http://www.xkcd.com/569/

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:20 am
by quantus
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:I cannot whip a disco's ass by myself.
neither could the American Idols last week... Man, they should've just pretended the 70's didn't happen and skipped disco week.

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 1:01 am
by quantus
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Chess: The CCG
I finally got a card I can play! Knight to C6, checkmate!

Re: Mohtalim MOTD 2009

Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 10:13 pm
by quantus
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:time to liquidate non-performing assets and chew gum, but gum supplies are insufficient at this juncture
I believe this refers to Duke Nukem Never, but could also refer to someone's 401k or other portfolio.