Mohtalim MOTD 2009

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Tell me where the grues are, and I won't get eaten when it's dark, which is like, every night.

This would be an interesting one to explain as well...

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Riding a mongoose reminds me of having sex with a man

Having had neither experience, I can't comment... George, perhaps you can enlighten us?

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Save ends!

Ok, I must've rolled my save from this motd by now...

[Jonathan]

You don't like it, you can suggest something better.

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flying a huge push button receive bacon mobile

Why does it have to be bacon? Really, it's good, but not the best thing ever. How about about oreos (and milk) or a smoothie/slurpie?

[Jonathan]

http://looka.gumbopages.com/images/push ... -bacon.png
Cuz we've already got all these signs made up!

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kind of a Maoist nerd insurgency

Engineers and scientists unite?

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an impressive stapling job

self-referential?

[Jonathan]

Yep. This was going to kick of a series referring to old Mohtalim posts but now I'm not sure if I wanna.

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There's nothing wrong with referring to old posts. You may be right that starting off a string of MOTD referrals by referring to a referral to a MOTD was a bit too referential already and circular to boot

You don't like it, you can suggest something better.

starting off a string of MOTD referrals by referring to a referral to a MOTD was a bit too referential already

imagining how circular that would become if it too became a MOTD hurts my head

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the goat makes it good

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It was a dark and Zergy night

When I first thought this, I thought you might be playing Starcraft against Dave. Now I know it was the hoped-for first line of an upcoming starcraft book. Do people actually read the books set in computer/card game worlds?

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take a trip back to evil school and learn what it means to be a proper villain

yessir

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those who are healthy and attractive and powerful like myself

I don't want to be in the same category as Gene Simmons...

"Never mind Saddam. What about nuking the Belgians?" -- If only breakfast was as important as oil.

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Ain't no love for Willie!

Free Willie?

[Jonathan]

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Conundrum_%28episode%29

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"Commander, don't worry about it. As far as I'm concerned, you and I have shared something that we will treasure forever."
Sounds like love to me...

[Jonathan]

Sexing up a chick doesn't qualify for William T. Riker.

A threesome is, like, the bare minimum.

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All New Fightin' Army

Not sure why this is the motd... Seems more like something George would be interested in.

http://twitpic.com/hj7vo

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From last friday...

Fly Safe

Going somewhere?