mo' quotes

[Jonathan]

Cinema is more than just a universal language and a collective waking dream that crosses boundaries of language, culture, and ideology. It's also the greatest tool ever created to facilitate looking at boobs.

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Too bad it won't fit in the MOTD.

[Jonathan]

"LPs may be nice for the audio tourist, but wax cylinders have a warmer, more natural sound."

I hear live bands are pretty nice, too.

[Jonathan]

I'm from England and didn't grow up with the metric system. Frankly I have no idea if a fuckton is more or less than an assload.

[Jonathan]

It's very dangerous. You start getting me drunk and I get into fights. You see this scar? I got into a fight with a Canadian Special Forces.