Mohtalim

Because Chuck called my thread a complerte waste of time, I have decided to create another complete waste of time. This time with large images that may not show up for everyone!

I carry 3 sets of crap whenever I leave the apartment - wallet, keys, cell. And pants typically. This thread is to discuss key++ allocation & distribution.

I have a very simple key assembly. It consists of 2 metallic rings. Large one has a 1" diameter (inner if you must know). Smaller has a .89" diamater. I had a pair of calipers on my desk.

Larger Ring
- Car Key (Honda - appox 3.8" x 1.6" x .5" retangular envelope. This is the only item attached to this ring (other than the smaller ring) - See Appendix A
Smaller Ring
- Apartment Key - standard size
- Mailbox key - 80% standard size
- Swiss Army Knife (see Appendix B)
- Scandisk Flash Drive (see appendix C)

Clearly I have no additional responsabilities or social events that may require a key and thus have a very boring set of keys. But should you see a set of keys that exactly matches this description, you should immediately acquire them because it means I have been disabled against my will and it would be your civic and national duty to assist in the capture of these terrorist elements.

Appendix A

Appendix B

Appendix C

Coming up on the next installment of Dave's Keys: WoW Key Ring - How much space do 24 Etheral Prison Keys really take up?

Post here if you think Dave needs to move out of Florida and into Getting Laidsville.

Yes

Car key, apartment door knob, apartment deadbolt, mailbox, laundry room.

yarg...why did I read this! (I use to have a swiss army knife thingee but then airport security confiscated it and I was too lazy to get another one =( )