http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/astrology_makeover.jsp
Tested: Virgo
Actual: Gemini
Comparison:
People think they're fussy, critical bad tempered and picky but that's only because they want everything to be perfect. Not me.
This is the sign of cleanliness, although lots of Virgo's have the grottiest bedrooms and hang their clothes on the floor. Okay..
They're extremely inquisitive and have a dreadful time trying to relax. Nope.
Virgo's make fantastic friends. If a minor crises pops up you can be sure the Virgo will have everything under control in 30 seconds. Feh. I guess.
They are always on the move because they like to learn as much as they can before they take off again. Uhh...
They excel at work so they probably get all the boring jobs (the ones Leo wouldn't be seen dead doing). Maybe.
Gemini's have amazing brains. They store data like you wouldn't believe. Woo.
Lots of people think they talk garbage but this is because their minds move faster than their mouth. Sometimes. Not enough to be a character trait.
Gemini's are generous, affectionate and impulsive and hate hanging around. Boredom and relaxing frightens them. If they're not on the move they go mad. Definitely not.
They are great with kids because they never grow up themselves. Huh.
If you have a Gemini friend, life will never be dull. They love to be respected (who doesn't?); this is pretty hard because they're so changeable. In fact, they are often prone to losing their train of thought mid sentence. Happens.
They're practical jokers too, but can get aggravated if someone turns the trick on them. Nonsense.
I conclude that astrology isn't worth a damn, but YMMV.
What Zodiac sign should you be?
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VLSmooth
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Tested: Capricorn
Actual: Libra
The planets are very complex. Maybe your astrologer will disagree, and maybe a few tendencies will vary, but overall you're a CAPRICORN. You've got that earth sign quality. You're a steady and stable person with serious determination. Your ambition will guarantee you the status and authority that you desire. Your symbol is the goat, which suggests your ability to butt your way through any obstacle in your path. You have a practical and organized style. And you never miss a chance to pursue your dreams. Capricorns have the tendency to put strong emphasis on money and prestige, and they can be easily swayed by such values when making decisions. Nope But as a Capricorn, you're a complex individual who could make a great leader and role model for others. Capricorns are noted and most admired for their unwavering steadiness.
Some famous Capricorns:
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Elvis Presley
Humphrey Bogart
Henri Matisse
Sir Isaac Newton
As for Libra, I haven't been able to finnagle it yet
Actual: Libra
The planets are very complex. Maybe your astrologer will disagree, and maybe a few tendencies will vary, but overall you're a CAPRICORN. You've got that earth sign quality. You're a steady and stable person with serious determination. Your ambition will guarantee you the status and authority that you desire. Your symbol is the goat, which suggests your ability to butt your way through any obstacle in your path. You have a practical and organized style. And you never miss a chance to pursue your dreams. Capricorns have the tendency to put strong emphasis on money and prestige, and they can be easily swayed by such values when making decisions. Nope But as a Capricorn, you're a complex individual who could make a great leader and role model for others. Capricorns are noted and most admired for their unwavering steadiness.
Some famous Capricorns:
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Elvis Presley
Humphrey Bogart
Henri Matisse
Sir Isaac Newton
As for Libra, I haven't been able to finnagle it yet
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I just went to http://www.kellystarsigns.com/ for descriptions. Did a Google Directory manual scan, found something remotely applicable.
Librans are emotionally impulsive and just love being in love. In fact they can get quite depressed if they feel unwanted. They're also known as 'Lazy Libran' because they don't like to make decisions. They're just happy to go with the flow. They're fantastically beautiful. People will do anything for them. They're affectionate and sympathetic and intensely interested in people. They love entertaining and lots of good food, which means they're forever dieting. They're also the world's biggest spenders.
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- Emotionally impulsive?
Nope - Depressed if they feel unwanted?
Heck no, depression's a waste of time, plain and simple ^_^; - Forever dieting?
Well, not intentionally... - Biggest spenders?
Hahaha!
Too lazy to look it up now (and still working!), but the Chinese zodiac description for the Monkey (1980) is amusing
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Tested: Virgo
Actually: Sagitarius
The planets are very complex. Maybe your astrologer will disagree, and maybe a few tendencies will vary, but overall you're a VIRGO.
You've got that reserved and modest demeanor, just like the astrological symbol of Virgo, the virgin. maybe
You are not, however, one to sit passively as the world passes you by. heh, really? whew, there goes the world again.
Quite the contrary. Your mind is extremely analytical. You want an answer for every question you pose, and you immediately raise a new question for every answer you're given. Asking more questions would mean I might have to answer them. If it's someone else's research though...
Such perfectionism and inquisitiveness clearly invite stress and worry into your life. But your practical and organized lifestyle lets you to keep these feelings under control. You are the most conscientious and analytical sign in the zodiac. yep, complete crap
Actually: Sagitarius
The planets are very complex. Maybe your astrologer will disagree, and maybe a few tendencies will vary, but overall you're a VIRGO.
You've got that reserved and modest demeanor, just like the astrological symbol of Virgo, the virgin. maybe
You are not, however, one to sit passively as the world passes you by. heh, really? whew, there goes the world again.
Quite the contrary. Your mind is extremely analytical. You want an answer for every question you pose, and you immediately raise a new question for every answer you're given. Asking more questions would mean I might have to answer them. If it's someone else's research though...
Such perfectionism and inquisitiveness clearly invite stress and worry into your life. But your practical and organized lifestyle lets you to keep these feelings under control. You are the most conscientious and analytical sign in the zodiac. yep, complete crap
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Test 2: Capricorn
Really: Sagitarius
The planets are very complex. Maybe your astrologer will disagree, and maybe a few tendencies will vary, but overall you're a CAPRICORN.
You've got that earth sign quality. You're a steady and stable person with serious determination. Your ambition will guarantee you the status and authority that you desire. ok, sure, everyone would like to believe that
Your symbol is the goat, which suggests your ability to butt your way through any obstacle in your path. eh, too much effort
You have a practical and organized style. anyone remember my desk?
And you never miss a chance to pursue your dreams. dreams?
Capricorns have the tendency to put strong emphasis on money and prestige, and they can be easily swayed by such values when making decisions. Well, duh. I don't want to be poor. Although, morals are important
But as a Capricorn, you're a complex individual who could make a great leader and role model for others. Me? A leader? at least is says "could"
Capricorns are noted and most admired for their unwavering steadiness. If it means, just sitting somewhere and not moving due to laziness, sure.
Really: Sagitarius
The planets are very complex. Maybe your astrologer will disagree, and maybe a few tendencies will vary, but overall you're a CAPRICORN.
You've got that earth sign quality. You're a steady and stable person with serious determination. Your ambition will guarantee you the status and authority that you desire. ok, sure, everyone would like to believe that
Your symbol is the goat, which suggests your ability to butt your way through any obstacle in your path. eh, too much effort
You have a practical and organized style. anyone remember my desk?
And you never miss a chance to pursue your dreams. dreams?
Capricorns have the tendency to put strong emphasis on money and prestige, and they can be easily swayed by such values when making decisions. Well, duh. I don't want to be poor. Although, morals are important
But as a Capricorn, you're a complex individual who could make a great leader and role model for others. Me? A leader? at least is says "could"
Capricorns are noted and most admired for their unwavering steadiness. If it means, just sitting somewhere and not moving due to laziness, sure.
