Mohtalim

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:22 pm**

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:21dt

Kickin' off the new year and I already don't get the MOTD...

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:06 pm**

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:I like science
You like science
If nobody liked science
nothing would get done

It's a good thing we're all doing something science related. At least we're getting stuff done... Well, maybe not this very second...

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:07 pm**

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:cranking out lies like Catholic bunnies

I can't help but think that this is related to the previous quote as an explanation for what everyone who hates science is doing... and Republican think-tanks.

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:56 pm**

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:On average, Jackie Chan has more sex than Chris Tucker.

prove it.

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:56 pm**

"Jackie Chan nude pics" = 129837 Google Results.

"Chris Tucker nude pics" = 32748 Google Results.

Google knows all, and slightly more than wikipedia.

Posted: **Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:59 pm**

quantus wrote:
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:On average, Jackie Chan has more sex than Chris Tucker.
prove it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6OYbUsRSozE

Posted: **Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:36 pm**

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Ada is the condom and programming is sex.

I had to include this one since it's one of those rare cases that I'm being quoted!

Posted: **Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:44 pm**

Be glad I didn't render it

"Joe: programming is sex"

Posted: **Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:48 pm**

I am glad of that, but that would also be taking it out of context.

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:26 am**

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Corporate branding sucks. Our corporate brand understands that.

I wish corporate branding was done better. "Intel: Leap Ahead" is a bit silly. Intel inside at least made more sense.

Posted: **Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:16 pm**

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Some people date women. Some people date men. I date results. I'm results oriented.

... and Vinny dates anime.

Posted: **Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:17 pm**

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:a deadly tribe of scantily clad, vine-swinging forest nymphs (aka cleavage elves)

I wish I had a tribe of these.

Posted: **Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:25 pm**

Only for seven more months!

Posted: **Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:35 pm**

204 days, 3 hours and 25 minutes to be precise. (-1 hour if you count the daylight saving time adjustment)

Posted: **Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:45 am**

Mohtalim MODT wrote:My bad attitude is proof that I am thinking clearly.

I'm gonna use this quote in my next performance review.

Posted: **Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:37 am**

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:an explosion of burnout and regret

We're just all disgruntled and lucky we don't work for the post office.

Posted: **Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:55 pm**

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:like the devilish rogues and bounders we are, twirling our moustaches caddishly as we went

Well, this could be some of us... Others might be a bit mustache-challenged.

Posted: **Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:56 am**

says "y'all," even in email

My man Derek used this line to introduce me to his girlfriend. It is apparently my defining characteristic.

Posted: **Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:58 am**

quantus wrote:
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:like the devilish rogues and bounders we are, twirling our moustaches caddishly as we went
Well, this could be some of us... Others might be a bit mustache-challenged.

neal and bob can pull double duty! or quintuple, even.

United in hirsuteness. Helping the smooth.

Posted: **Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:41 pm**

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:No muchas smooches for El ConKISStador?

This was so bad, it might actually work...

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