Mohtalim

I am looking forward to being able to sleep in until 6:30 am tomorrow because that means I finally have some free time to catch up on studying tonight.

Wait, are you working weird hours because of baby deliveries? Or do you have to examine vaginas sans babies at like 5 in the morning?

Mostly babies, with babyless vaginas interspersed.

In gynecology clinic today, I went in to see a 49 year old deaf woman. She didn't read lips so we had to communicate using pen and paper.

Me: What brings you in today?
Her: I need pap smear for my too hot pussy.
Me: ...