bringing back the random quotes!

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bringing back the random quotes!

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Dinosaur Comics wrote:That was a real tip from a real book I flipped through. The book also said that if you're a girl, then you should wear a dangley necklace and play with it, because then it will draw the guy's attention to your BREASTS. It's a great tip, because otherwise guys wouldn't even notice them! On account of how they're too busy checking out your personality?
Awesome, but too long to put in the MOTD?

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This comes to us courtesy of our friends.
Our evil friends?
No, not Microsoft.
ahem.

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Subject: Seeking recommendations for new friends
Body: Mine currently suck
Please provide references

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While you don't want your daughter to look like Britney Spears, she doesn't want to look like a failed Supreme Court nominee from the Bush administration.
Oh yeah!

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Savage Love wrote:U.S. Senator Larry Craig (R-Idahomo)
heh.

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