Mohtalim

They were having a drill giving people vaccinations (of M&Ms) at work today, but you had to fill out a form. The lady who read my form somewhat confusedly noted that I was pregnant, had kidney problems, was only 5, and weighed just 2 pounds.

I said it had been a tough year.

Most candy machines and supermarkets will give you prescription M&Ms without all the paperwork if you pay them to look the other way.