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[Jonathan]

Man standing in front of urinal, peeing. One hand on penis, other on cell phone while he had an extended conversation.

I feel dirty just having noticed him.

[Jason]

I know the feeling. I was at a highway rest stop last week and there was this group of older people on some kind of tour. What was sick was none of the guys in the group leaving the bathroom washed their hands. I mean come on, that's disgusting.

[Dave]

I confess

I scratched my balls at work then starting typing this post.