Mohtalim

I checked the post office's tracking page to see why I haven't received a package I ordered yet.

Electronic Shipping Info Received *, March 31, 2006
Enroute, April 01, 2006, 10:16 am, JERSEY CITY, NJ 07097
Enroute, April 05, 2006, 7:44 pm, SAINT PAUL, MN 55121

So, apparently, the shortest path from New Jersey to Maryland is through Minnesota...

Someone probably put MN rather than MD on the box.

Check the dates there. It was a New Jersey version of an April fools joke.

Lenny: "Look at this, Frank. I'm putting Minnesota on the package. That's where they pump their own gas. April fools on this guy!"
Frank: "Haha, I love you so much in a platonic way!"