http://www.marycareyforgovernor.com/
The more I think about it, the more I think you should all support Mary Carey's campaign. Look at the facts. She's the only candidate who is trying to live up to the promise of our forefathers: her campaign promise to wire the governor's mansion with webcams will provide porn of the people, for the people, by the people. She takes a strong stand against breast augmentations which I think we can all get behind. Yes, Mary Carey is the candidate you should donate your money to. Or at least buy a priced-to-own direct-to-video, uh, "promotional film."