Mohtalim MOTD 2008

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:49 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:With great mod power comes great responsibility.

Agreed. I had to prevent Dave from making any further changes to his posts and preserve the integrity of the forum. I did not edit the content of any of his posts--only my own in response. Sure, I editorialized a little in process of moving the posts in question by naming the new topic and that could've been left out, but I did have to name it something...

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:08 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Bitches love Sanskrit.

I have no idea who you've been talking to, but this sounds suspect to me.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:00 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:a one-man war on the tyranny of pants

Now I know why you went to CMU. You chose it for it's Scottish roots, which promote kilts!

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:38 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:There's just one problem with the Ron Paul story: Ron Paul.

You could turn this sentence structure into a "your mom" joke...

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:02 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:How the math gene perpetuates itself is one of the mysteries of our age.

Solve this and you may get a Nobel prize... or maybe just a baby.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:32 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:make a saving throw against the shiny

Have you been playing a LotR RPG or something? The shiny makes me think of the One Ring.

Post by **Jonathan** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:33 am

LOTROLOL

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:23 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:soft and smooth and not at all like sand

Are you describing a baby's bottom?

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:25 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:doing something I want to do, like sleep or eat cheese

I like sleep. I try to get as much of it as I can.

Post by **Jonathan** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:27 pm

quantus wrote:
Mohtalim MOTD wrote:soft and smooth and not at all like sand
Are you describing a baby's bottom?

I'm quoting someone who is paraphrasing Darth Vader!

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:25 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Why does America hate nipples

We're prudes

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:27 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:that file made its way to the great bit bucket in the sky

I keep worrying that my entire hard drive will follow...

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:55 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Unfortunately, we don't have any Spider Pigs

... until now!

Post by **Jonathan** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:00 am

I get more attached to the Hans Zimmer version every time I listen to it.

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:57 am

suck less every year

Females are exempt.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:52 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:1 billion transistors per person every year

What should I invest my billion transistors in? I'm thinking gold.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:07 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:we're trying to figure out how to turn that money faucet on

If you figure it out, I'm there!

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:08 pm

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:Opie is my spirit guide.

This Opie?

Post by **Jonathan** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:14 pm

Nope.

quantus · Post by **quantus** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:22 am

Mohtalim MOTD wrote:What Would NPH Do?

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