I carry 3 sets of crap whenever I leave the apartment - wallet, keys, cell. And pants typically. This thread is to discuss key++ allocation & distribution.
I have a very simple key assembly. It consists of 2 metallic rings. Large one has a 1" diameter (inner if you must know). Smaller has a .89" diamater. I had a pair of calipers on my desk.
Larger Ring
- Car Key (Honda - appox 3.8" x 1.6" x .5" retangular envelope. This is the only item attached to this ring (other than the smaller ring) - See Appendix A
Smaller Ring
- Apartment Key - standard size
- Mailbox key - 80% standard size
- Swiss Army Knife (see Appendix B)
- Scandisk Flash Drive (see appendix C)
Clearly I have no additional responsabilities or social events that may require a key and thus have a very boring set of keys. But should you see a set of keys that exactly matches this description, you should immediately acquire them because it means I have been disabled against my will and it would be your civic and national duty to assist in the capture of these terrorist elements.
Appendix A
Appendix B
Appendix C
Coming up on the next installment of Dave's Keys: WoW Key Ring - How much space do 24 Etheral Prison Keys really take up?
