to the tiny mexican on the max

[Jonathan]

Tiny Mexican on the Max, are you envious of other, taller men? Do you wish you yourself were taller? Unlike some Mexicans, you are a handsome fellow, with clear brown skin, a sharp mustache, and tiny designer jeans. Yet you are with a shrill, foul, mountain of a white woman who harangues you in Spanish because you are under five feet tall. If you were taller, perhaps you could meet a nice Latina. Or perhaps your desire for the white women is so strong that you prefer your fat white shrew over the nice Latinas? Truly, tiny Mexican on the Max, you are a conundrum.