Links July 2004

Post by **Jonathan** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:31 pm

http://www.fool.com/News/mft/2004/mft04070969.htm

Hm.

Post by **Jonathan** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:06 am

http://www.un.org/events/tenstories/

Ten stories the UN thinks you should know. Apparently fewer people are dying as a result of war than in the 90s.

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:00 pm

Crazy crazy Bobby Fischer

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:59 pm

Nation's Liberals Suffering From Outrage Fatigue:

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php? ... =3&id=3706

Post by **Jonathan** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:59 am

http://www.katu.com/news/story.asp?ID=68510

Man steals 3,400 pairs of panties and keeps them at home.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 6:45 pm

that is quite a collection

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 12:11 am

Ali G Does Harvard:

http://www.hbo.com/alig/harvard.html

Here's some video, it's abridged though. They cut out the good parts.

http://athome.harvard.edu/dh/cgc04.html

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 3:05 am

Those crazy kids!

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/07/1 ... index.html

Peijen · Post by **Peijen** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 2:31 pm

http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?BRD= ... =461&rfi=9

hehehe

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:14 pm

Yes, chillows! Vinny and I saw them at the Discovery store in the Tyson Mall. I think it was the Tyson Mall anyway.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5239199/
http://www.soothsoft.com/chillow.htm

I may buy one someday if I end up somewhere hot. It was pretty damn awesome I must say.

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 11:25 pm

Flick, don't slap mosquitos:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/07/19/fl ... index.html

I don't think I'm fast enough to flick a mosquito to death.

Post by **Jonathan** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 12:05 am

http://news.com.com/Verizon's+fiber+rac ... 75171.html

Now that's real bandwidth.

Post by **Jonathan** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 12:24 am

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtm ... ID=5709578

I read the headline here and my first reaction was, "Oh, it's an April Fool's joke."

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:29 am

Surgeon goes crazy, cuts off patient's penis and chops it into 3 pieces:

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_pag ... 62,00.html

This is an example of a case where "Pain and Suffering" and "Personal Embarrassment and Humiliation" damage awards would be justified. Heh.

Alan · Post by **Alan** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 3:43 pm

These are somethingawful links, but I think the General Bullshit forum is open to non-members right now.

The dirtiest house I have ever seen! [No 56k]!

This second one is for Peijen only, it's in the Comedy Goldmine.

My Mother is insane (~5M of photos)

Both links are worksafe. Dave and my house looks absolutely sparklin' clean by comparison.

Though the second house is kind of organized, there's just so much stuff that it's impossible to clean certain areas.

Post by **Jonathan** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:46 am

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainmen ... p=47553zzz

Kirsten Dunst gives herself a virtual breast reduction.

Post by **Jonathan** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 7:12 am

http://www.scorched3d.co.uk/

The daughter of the mother of all games.

Post by **Jonathan** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:32 pm

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ght_monkey

Men are brain-damaged apes. News at 11.

Post by **Jonathan** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:35 pm

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2004/06/21/moon/

Afterward, Moon told his bipartisan audience of Washington power players he would save everyone on Earth as he had saved the souls of Hitler and Stalin -- the murderous dictators had been born again through him, he said.

Post by **Jonathan** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:50 pm

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99996185

Yay! If I joined the military, I could eat food reconstituted with my own piss! Oh, wait...

Mohtalim

Links July 2004

Chillows!