every rap needs to start with "this beat is trash"
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WiFi SSID near my apartment wrote:2 Girls 1 Router
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Best joke I ever heard when they first released pictures of him as Aquaman
“They’re going to be clearing up a common misconception of the character, his powers are actually that he can telepathically communicate with every member of Phish”
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Now comes the part where I ruin your life forever by introducing you to the concept of perianal sweat. That's when perspiration from the area immediately surrounding your nether orifice drips down into your briefs, rapidly turning your entire package into a sweltering biohazard.
Epidemiologists insist that this happens to everyone, even if you won your high school's "driest anus" award four years running.
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Shoes. They're like hats for your feet.
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The Onion wrote: “I’ve always said that cargo shorts signal virility.”
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This didn't come from a good article, but that doesn't make it any less true.you can’t fight tribalism with a tribe
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Fears of Republican Power Grab in Michigan Fade as Governor Vetoes Bill
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/28/us/m ... -veto.html
That's a stand-up dude.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/28/us/m ... -veto.html
That's a stand-up dude.
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Were you afraid you would blend in, and no one would be able to tell you from the water bottle?
That’s always a fear that you have to have. You’ve got to angle yourself and your bottles just right.
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Adefining trait of Donald Trump—and, thereby, of Trumpism—has been abiding avarice frustrated by an equal level of incompetence.
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Throughout Captain Marvel, Carol goes through phases of self-doubt similar to Holly Golightly’s. But unlike Cat, Goose isn’t trying to detach from the madness. Goose is the madness.
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Anandtech wrote:Code: Select all
AnandTech Cores BaseFreq TurboFreq L3Cache TDP Price Platinum 9282 56 C /112 T 2.6 GHz 3.8 GHz 77.0 MB 400 W arm Platinum 9242 48 C / 96 T 2.3 GHz 3.8 GHz 71.5 MB 350 W leg Platinum 9222 32 C / 64 T 2.3 GHz 3.7 GHz 71.5 MB 250 W foot Platinum 9221 32 C / 64 T 2.1 GHz 3.7 GHz 71.5 MB 250 W kidney
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Huh, a kidney costs less than a foot? Or about the same? Not sure what the actual difference between the last 2 skews are from what's listed...Jonathan wrote:Anandtech wrote:Code: Select all
AnandTech Cores BaseFreq TurboFreq L3Cache TDP Price Platinum 9282 56 C /112 T 2.6 GHz 3.8 GHz 77.0 MB 400 W arm Platinum 9242 48 C / 96 T 2.3 GHz 3.8 GHz 71.5 MB 350 W leg Platinum 9222 32 C / 64 T 2.3 GHz 3.7 GHz 71.5 MB 250 W foot Platinum 9221 32 C / 64 T 2.1 GHz 3.7 GHz 71.5 MB 250 W kidney
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Your second kidney is really just a backup. Whereas if you give up an arm, leg, or a foot you will need to make actual adjustments to your life.
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Right in the hairy edge between awesome and fail.I do not normally watch Tucker Carlson’s Fox News show, but when the fate of the Earth is at stake, I make an exception.
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0% bikini girls
0% supercars
0% alchools
100%horses
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Beware the Derp State!
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As funny as it is true.Friend: what is your spirit animal?
Me: Donald Glover in a lion onesie
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Removed code that caused crashes and kept code that doesn't cause crashes