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by quantus » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:22 pm
Mohtalim MOTD wrote: 21dt
Kickin' off the new year and I already don't get the MOTD...
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by quantus » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:06 pm
Mohtalim MOTD wrote: I like science
You like science
If nobody liked science
nothing would get done
It's a good thing we're all doing something science related. At least we're getting stuff done... Well, maybe not this very second...
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by quantus » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:07 pm
Mohtalim MOTD wrote: cranking out lies like Catholic bunnies
I can't help but think that this is related to the previous quote as an explanation for what everyone who hates science is doing... and Republican think-tanks.
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by quantus » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:56 pm
Mohtalim MOTD wrote: On average, Jackie Chan has more sex than Chris Tucker.
prove it.
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by Dave » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:56 pm
"Jackie Chan nude pics" = 129837 Google Results.
"Chris Tucker nude pics" = 32748 Google Results.
Google knows all, and slightly more than wikipedia.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
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by quantus » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:36 pm
Mohtalim MOTD wrote: Ada is the condom and programming is sex.
I had to include this one since it's one of those rare cases that I'm being quoted!
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by Jonathan » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:44 pm
Be glad I didn't render it
"Joe: programming is sex"
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by quantus » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:48 pm
I am glad of that, but that would also be taking it out of context.
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by quantus » Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:26 am
Mohtalim MOTD wrote: Corporate branding sucks. Our corporate brand understands that.
I wish corporate branding was done better. "Intel: Leap Ahead" is a bit silly. Intel inside at least made more sense.
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by quantus » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:16 pm
Mohtalim MOTD wrote: Some people date women. Some people date men. I date results. I'm results oriented.
... and Vinny dates anime.
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by quantus » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:17 pm
Mohtalim MOTD wrote: a deadly tribe of scantily clad, vine-swinging forest nymphs (aka cleavage elves)
I wish I had a tribe of these.
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by Jonathan » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:25 pm
Only for seven more months!
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by quantus » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:35 pm
204 days, 3 hours and 25 minutes to be precise. (-1 hour if you count the daylight saving time adjustment)
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by quantus » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:45 am
Mohtalim MODT wrote: My bad attitude is proof that I am thinking clearly.
I'm gonna use this quote in my next performance review.
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by quantus » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:37 am
Mohtalim MOTD wrote: an explosion of burnout and regret
We're just all disgruntled and lucky we don't work for the post office.
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by quantus » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:55 pm
Mohtalim MOTD wrote: like the devilish rogues and bounders we are, twirling our moustaches caddishly as we went
Well, this could be some of us... Others might be a bit mustache-challenged.
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by Jonathan » Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:56 am
says "y'all," even in email
My man Derek used this line to introduce me to his girlfriend. It is apparently my defining characteristic.
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by Jonathan » Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:58 am
quantus wrote: Mohtalim MOTD wrote: like the devilish rogues and bounders we are, twirling our moustaches caddishly as we went
Well, this could be some of us... Others might be a bit mustache-challenged.
neal and bob can pull double duty! or quintuple, even.
United in hirsuteness. Helping the smooth.
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by quantus » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:41 pm
Mohtalim MOTD wrote: No muchas smooches for El ConKISStador?
This was so bad, it might actually work...