Links July 2004

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http://www.un.org/events/tenstories/

Ten stories the UN thinks you should know. Apparently fewer people are dying as a result of war than in the 90s.

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Nation's Liberals Suffering From Outrage Fatigue:

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php? ... =3&id=3706
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http://www.katu.com/news/story.asp?ID=68510

Man steals 3,400 pairs of panties and keeps them at home.

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that is quite a collection
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

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Ali G Does Harvard:

http://www.hbo.com/alig/harvard.html

Here's some video, it's abridged though. They cut out the good parts.

http://athome.harvard.edu/dh/cgc04.html
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Chillows!

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Yes, chillows! Vinny and I saw them at the Discovery store in the Tyson Mall. I think it was the Tyson Mall anyway.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5239199/
http://www.soothsoft.com/chillow.htm

I may buy one someday if I end up somewhere hot. It was pretty damn awesome I must say.
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Flick, don't slap mosquitos:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/07/19/fl ... index.html

I don't think I'm fast enough to flick a mosquito to death.
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http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtm ... ID=5709578

I read the headline here and my first reaction was, "Oh, it's an April Fool's joke."

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Surgeon goes crazy, cuts off patient's penis and chops it into 3 pieces:

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_pag ... 62,00.html

This is an example of a case where "Pain and Suffering" and "Personal Embarrassment and Humiliation" damage awards would be justified. Heh.
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These are somethingawful links, but I think the General Bullshit forum is open to non-members right now.

The dirtiest house I have ever seen! [No 56k]!

This second one is for Peijen only, it's in the Comedy Goldmine.

My Mother is insane (~5M of photos)

Both links are worksafe. Dave and my house looks absolutely sparklin' clean by comparison.

Though the second house is kind of organized, there's just so much stuff that it's impossible to clean certain areas.
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http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainmen ... p=47553zzz

Kirsten Dunst gives herself a virtual breast reduction.

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http://www.scorched3d.co.uk/

The daughter of the mother of all games.

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ght_monkey

Men are brain-damaged apes. News at 11.

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http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2004/06/21/moon/
Afterward, Moon told his bipartisan audience of Washington power players he would save everyone on Earth as he had saved the souls of Hitler and Stalin -- the murderous dictators had been born again through him, he said.

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http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99996185

Yay! If I joined the military, I could eat food reconstituted with my own piss! Oh, wait...

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