Hippo attack
Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 6:13 pm
http://m.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/20 ... CMP=twt_gu
That is some video game shit right there.
Luckily, he knew first aid and was able to seal the wounds in my chest with the wrapper from a tray of snacks, which almost certainly stopped my lungs from collapsing and saved my life.
That is some video game shit right there.